Cutlinbid is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, amazing cat.

Cutlinbid created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutlinbid, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cutlinbid, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cutlinbid's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Cutlinbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan hats.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Erect four silicon sculptures of Cutlinbid on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. You must never eat cucumbers.