Larpfitgon is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, selfish hamster.

Larpfitgon created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpfitgon, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Larpfitgon, he will destroy your home solar system.

Larpfitgon's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Larpfitgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.