Gessfubget is a god.

It takes the form of a small, resourceful porpoise.

Gessfubget created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gessfubget, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gessfubget, it will torture you forever.

Gessfubget's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gessfubget's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think about nebulae.