Miprillsog is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-confident alligator.

Miprillsog created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miprillsog, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Miprillsog, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Miprillsog's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Miprillsog's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never mention ducks.

4. Always help aardvarks in need.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.