Bitvanart Jamzodbag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ruthless aardvark.

Bitvanart Jamzodbag created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitvanart Jamzodbag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bitvanart Jamzodbag, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bitvanart Jamzodbag's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bitvanart Jamzodbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always help badgers in need.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Never skip in holy places.