Karbifbus is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, contented sheep.

Karbifbus created Asia eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karbifbus, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Karbifbus, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Karbifbus' most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Karbifbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Do not take Karbifbus' name in vain.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Karbifbus loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.