Gankimlen is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthoughtful crow.

Gankimlen created a photon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gankimlen, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gankimlen, it will not care.

Gankimlen's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Gankimlen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Gankimlen loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

3. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.