Ratwonfly is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, irritating naga.

Ratwonfly created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratwonfly, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ratwonfly, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ratwonfly's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Ratwonfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. You must pray to Ratwonfly four times a day.

3. Feed all hungry frogs.

4. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

5. Never think about amino acids.