Budlanpadsin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, benevolent mole.

Budlanpadsin created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Budlanpadsin, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Budlanpadsin, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Budlanpadsin's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Budlanpadsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured eagles.

2. Never mention seals.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Put Budlanpadsin first in all things.

5. Fast once a month.
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