Tabmutpom Pibpaskenwig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, moody wasp.

Tabmutpom Pibpaskenwig created the planet Venus six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabmutpom Pibpaskenwig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tabmutpom Pibpaskenwig, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tabmutpom Pibpaskenwig's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Tabmutpom Pibpaskenwig's Holy Commandments

1. Put Tabmutpom Pibpaskenwig first in all things.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never write about stars.