Sinsadnar is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, bad-tempered swallow.

Sinsadnar created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinsadnar, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sinsadnar, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sinsadnar's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Sinsadnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Sinsadnar loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.