Gudbellragtonkfemortsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a small, witty cobra.

Gudbellragtonkfemortsaf created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudbellragtonkfemortsaf, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gudbellragtonkfemortsaf, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Gudbellragtonkfemortsaf's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Gudbellragtonkfemortsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gudbellragtonkfemortsaf.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never mention monkeys.

5. Do not eat oranges.