Femfabfad is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, stupid dolphin.

Femfabfad created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Femfabfad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Femfabfad, he will make you grow a tail.

Femfabfad's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Femfabfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

3. Never bounce in the presence of frogs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never wear violet stockings.