Nelvadcid is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, quiet dragonfly.

Nelvadcid created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelvadcid, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nelvadcid, it will manifest in front of you.

Nelvadcid's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Nelvadcid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles in need.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Do not eat spinach.

4. Nelvadcid loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

5. Always look after injured whales.