Quatbunstip is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, witless armadillo.

Quatbunstip created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.

If you believe in Quatbunstip, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Quatbunstip, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Quatbunstip's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Quatbunstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Quatbunstip loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not chop down trees.
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