Renlampin is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, idiotic armadillo.

Renlampin created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Renlampin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Renlampin, it will turn you into a slug.

Renlampin's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Renlampin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Do not kill grasshopers.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Renlampin on top of all buildings.