Hubgomfed is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, irritating dove.

Hubgomfed created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubgomfed, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hubgomfed, he will turn you into a sheep.

Hubgomfed's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Hubgomfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never think ill of sick snails.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not kill foxes.

5. Never pour water over plants.