Futlaknurt is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, idiotic ant.

Futlaknurt created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Futlaknurt, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Futlaknurt, it will destroy your favourite star.

Futlaknurt's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Futlaknurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Hide if three porpoises approach from the west.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Futlaknurt.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.