Bigvidwod is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful manatee.

Bigvidwod created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigvidwod, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bigvidwod, he will jump up and down on your head.

Bigvidwod's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bigvidwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. You must never eat bananas.

4. Feed all hungry foxes.

5. Never paint your hands indigo.
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