Largpogman Wipnilfid is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, bad-tempered butterfly.

Largpogman Wipnilfid created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Largpogman Wipnilfid, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Largpogman Wipnilfid, it will throw large rocks at you.

Largpogman Wipnilfid's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Largpogman Wipnilfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick whales.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always help dolphins in need.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never eat gooseberries.