Dibsatnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, annoying guinea pig.

Dibsatnarl created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibsatnarl, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dibsatnarl, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dibsatnarl's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Dibsatnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Dibsatnarl loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Always treat goats with great respect.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Never hurt dolphins.