Flabsanrot is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, flying centaur.

Flabsanrot created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabsanrot, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flabsanrot, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Flabsanrot's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Flabsanrot's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Never bounce in the presence of swans.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not eat melons.