Naddoggod is a god.

It takes the form of a small, pitiless manatee.

Naddoggod created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Naddoggod, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Naddoggod, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Naddoggod's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Naddoggod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about birds.