Xemtalmut is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast unicorn.

Xemtalmut created the solar system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemtalmut, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xemtalmut, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Xemtalmut's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Xemtalmut's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xemtalmut.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about galaxies.