Narltimnulwonlegbig Badfonzimbidsawgutcid is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, humorless coyote.

Narltimnulwonlegbig Badfonzimbidsawgutcid created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narltimnulwonlegbig Badfonzimbidsawgutcid, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Narltimnulwonlegbig Badfonzimbidsawgutcid, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Narltimnulwonlegbig Badfonzimbidsawgutcid's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Narltimnulwonlegbig Badfonzimbidsawgutcid's Holy Commandments

1. Cats are not to be trusted.

2. Never eat bark.

3. You must pray to Narltimnulwonlegbig Badfonzimbidsawgutcid three times a day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Run away from white otters, for they are unholy.