Milfitgig is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, blissful goat.

Milfitgig created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Milfitgig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Milfitgig, she will not care at all.

Milfitgig's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Milfitgig's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Milfitgig's priests.

2. Never paint your head green.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.