Hugkinnad is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, ruthless slug.

Hugkinnad created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Hugkinnad, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hugkinnad, she will destroy your home solar system.

Hugkinnad's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Hugkinnad's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never paint your face green.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.