Dussmotrap is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, clever tortoise.

Dussmotrap created the planet Jupiter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussmotrap, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dussmotrap, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dussmotrap's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Dussmotrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Dussmotrap loves rats, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not hurt dogs.