Komtitfot is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, all-knowing tortoise.

Komtitfot created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komtitfot, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Komtitfot, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Komtitfot's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Komtitfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. You must never eat tomatoes.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Komtitfot on top of all buildings.

5. Do not take Komtitfot's name in vain.