Ponhugciss is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, witty unicorn.

Ponhugciss created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ponhugciss, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ponhugciss, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ponhugciss' most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Ponhugciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to gulls while wearing orange dresses.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Always treat mice with great respect.