Naryogfut is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, dishonourable ant.

Naryogfut created a top quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Naryogfut, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Naryogfut, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Naryogfut's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Naryogfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Never think ill of sick bats.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.