Jatgidkik is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, sage hydra.

Jatgidkik created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatgidkik, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jatgidkik, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Jatgidkik's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Jatgidkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Jatgidkik loves eagles, so they must be honoured.