Kabcarwod is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, wise salamander.

Kabcarwod created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabcarwod, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kabcarwod, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Kabcarwod's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Kabcarwod's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Kabcarwod.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Run away from turquoise porpoises, for they are unholy.

5. Never look at comets.
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