Foss is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, blissful dove.

Foss created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Foss, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Foss, she will not care.

Foss' most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Foss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. You must love Foss.

5. Never bounce in holy places.