Wabfenvogdod is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, almighty mouse.

Wabfenvogdod created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabfenvogdod, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wabfenvogdod, it will turn you into a rat.

Wabfenvogdod's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Wabfenvogdod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

2. Wabfenvogdod loves voles, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not speak about figs.