Talrawhen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, duplicitous fly.

Talrawhen created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talrawhen, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Talrawhen, he will turn you into a worm.

Talrawhen's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Talrawhen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Talrawhen's name in vain.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always help voles in need.

4. Always obey Talrawhen's priests.

5. Fast once a month.