Wikhuncimlagrenzen is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic eagle.
Wikhuncimlagrenzen created Africa six billion years ago.
If you believe in Wikhuncimlagrenzen, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in Wikhuncimlagrenzen, it will turn you into a giant snail.
Wikhuncimlagrenzen's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.
Wikhuncimlagrenzen's Holy Commandments
1. Never talk about fire.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wikhuncimlagrenzen.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Wikhuncimlagrenzen.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Never think ill of sick snakes.