Mumbunvon Bissgidnib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, contented frog.

Mumbunvon Bissgidnib created humankind two years ago.

If you believe in Mumbunvon Bissgidnib, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mumbunvon Bissgidnib, he will remove you from existence.

Mumbunvon Bissgidnib's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Mumbunvon Bissgidnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about birds.

2. Retreat if four dogs approach from the west.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mumbunvon Bissgidnib.

4. Do not hurt horses.

5. Do not sit in public.