Gupkarlarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, merciless dingo.

Gupkarlarn created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gupkarlarn, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gupkarlarn, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gupkarlarn's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Gupkarlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Always wear white.