Natnarlfomzog is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, smart hydra.

Natnarlfomzog created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natnarlfomzog, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Natnarlfomzog, he will come to you in dreams.

Natnarlfomzog's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Natnarlfomzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Natnarlfomzog.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not chop down trees.