Nabgaromt is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, idiotic horse.

Nabgaromt created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Nabgaromt, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nabgaromt, it will jump up and down on your head.

Nabgaromt's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Nabgaromt's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Nabgaromt on top of all buildings.

4. Nabgaromt must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.