Yakkemman is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, kind fish.

Yakkemman created bats four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakkemman, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yakkemman, it will send minions to preach to you.

Yakkemman's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Yakkemman's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Hide from mauve swans for they are unholy.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not covet oxen.