Nutbidab is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, strong mole.

Nutbidab created humankind two years ago.

If you believe in Nutbidab, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nutbidab, he will remove you from existence.

Nutbidab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Nutbidab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never talk about birds.

5. Never eat peas.