Jammutleg is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, impressive frog.

Jammutleg created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Jammutleg, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jammutleg, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Jammutleg's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Jammutleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about figs.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jammutleg.

3. You must never eat lentils.

4. Never paint your feet orange.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Jammutleg on top of all buildings.