Busbopont is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omniscient porpoise.

Busbopont created the planet Earth four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busbopont, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Busbopont, she will ignore you.

Busbopont's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Busbopont's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. You must love Busbopont.

5. Never feed aubergines to grasshopers while wearing red tights.