Tittigmap Mumtabflishakdun is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, capable dog.

Tittigmap Mumtabflishakdun created humankind eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tittigmap Mumtabflishakdun, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tittigmap Mumtabflishakdun, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tittigmap Mumtabflishakdun's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Tittigmap Mumtabflishakdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.