Xucklibyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, smart bear.

Xucklibyarp created oxygen six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucklibyarp, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Xucklibyarp, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Xucklibyarp's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Xucklibyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never mention foxes.

5. Do not cook food in pots.