Dudtarren is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, annoying toad.

Dudtarren created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Dudtarren, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dudtarren, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Dudtarren's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dudtarren's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Run away from black snails, for they are unholy.

3. Do not eat pineapples.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not take Dudtarren's name in vain.