Nibgemdut is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, confident armadillo.

Nibgemdut created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibgemdut, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nibgemdut, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nibgemdut's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Nibgemdut's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Nibgemdut on top of important buildings.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not chop down trees.