Lagdiddon is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, quiet shrew.

Lagdiddon created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Lagdiddon, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lagdiddon, it will not care at all.

Lagdiddon's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Lagdiddon's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Never think ill of sick geese.

5. Do not shave your face.